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Q: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks. Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors? A: A turkey. Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Do you know any more good jokes? Let me know and I'll post them here. Q: What kind of music should you listen to on Father's Day?
A: Pop music. Q: What does a book wear to keep warm? A: A dust jacket. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A: A stick. 1. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation. 2. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. 3. What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water. 4. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 5. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn? 6. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat 7. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves! What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper?
Ruff! Ruff! Visit the link below to find fun activities around your favourite
Mo Willems books and characters! What does a farmer grow if she works very hard?
Tired. You were born an original.
Don't become a copy. -- Dustin (From 365 Days of Wonder: Mr. Browne's Book of Precepts by R.J. Palacio) David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _______.
If you know the answer, contact your librarian! The world does not know how much it owes to the common kindnesses which so abound everywhere.
-- J.R. Miller, The Beauty of Kindness (From 365 Days of Wonder: Mr. Browne's Book of Precepts by R.J. Palacio) |
