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Seven Silly Summer Jokes!

6/30/2021

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1. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation. 

2. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

3. What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.

4. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

5. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?

6. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat

7. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
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